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There are 193 funny insults in our database, which is growing all the time with new insults.
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| Date | Insult | Rate | |
| 18/01/2012 | Yo Mama like a brick. She's flat on both sides and man she got laid by Mexicans. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/01/2012 | You're so short, when it rains your the last to know! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/10/2011 | Yo Mama's breath so stank when she yawn her teeth duck. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/06/2011 | Suck it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/04/2011 | You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/03/2011 | Instead of a high five, I'll give you a low five! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2010 | People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2010 | You are not as bad as people say - you are worse! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2010 | A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2010 | Yo Mama so short she has to use a foot loop as a floaty! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 05/12/2010 | Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/05/2010 | You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/05/2010 | Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/04/2010 | Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/04/2010 | You're so small, you make an ant look big! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/04/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/04/2010 | Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/03/2010 | You're so short you could parachute off a dime. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/03/2010 | Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/03/2010 | If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/02/2010 | You are so ugly you make onions cry. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/02/2010 | Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/02/2010 | You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 07/02/2010 | I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils? | [▲] | [▼] |