Funny Insults

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There are 182 funny insults in our database, which is growing all the time with new insults.

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Latest Funny Insults
Date Insult Rate
10/05/2010You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's.[][]
03/05/2010Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove.[][]
27/04/2010Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature.[][]
23/04/2010Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World.[][]
19/04/2010You're so small, you make an ant look big![][]
12/04/2010Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb.[][]
10/04/2010Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.[][]
28/03/2010You're so short you could parachute off a dime.[][]
26/03/2010Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name?[][]
26/03/2010If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra![][]
22/02/2010You are so ugly you make onions cry.[][]
22/02/2010Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp![][]
16/02/2010You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed![][]
07/02/2010I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils?[][]
19/01/2010He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold.[][]
11/01/2010If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself![][]
09/12/2009All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.[][]
24/09/2009Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it.[][]
09/09/2009Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.[][]
09/09/2009Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off.[][]
06/09/2009Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.[][]
06/09/2009Yeah, my house got burned down and my dog died. But I would rather that than have to look at your girlfriend.[][]
05/09/2009I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?[][]
05/09/2009You're such a slut that there's no hall monitors, there's just slut monitors for you.[][]
11/07/2009If you were a swine, you would be what you are now![][]
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