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| Date | Insult | Rate | |
| 04/05/2012 | Yo Mama so stupid she sold her car for gas! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 03/05/2012 | If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 02/05/2012 | You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 01/05/2012 | Can I borrow your head for my rock garden? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 30/04/2012 | Yo Mama so fat when people make her thighs wobble they shout, "Ride the wave!" | [▲] | [▼] |
| 29/04/2012 | Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 28/04/2012 | I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 27/04/2012 | Yo Mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 26/04/2012 | You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 25/04/2012 | Yo Mama so broke she can't ever afford to pay attention! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 24/04/2012 | What's the latest dope - besides you? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 23/04/2012 | I done a five mile run last night, three laps around you! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 22/04/2012 | Hey, the 70's just called, they want their clothes back! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 21/04/2012 | The zoo called, they want your mother back! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 20/04/2012 | I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 19/04/2012 | I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 18/04/2012 | You're starting to sound reasonable, time to up the medication! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 17/04/2012 | You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would. | [▲] | [▼] |
| 16/04/2012 | Yo Mama so fat, if she sat on rainbow it would smile! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 15/04/2012 | Have you tried thinking yet? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 14/04/2012 | I hear you changed your mind, what did you do with the diaper? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 13/04/2012 | Yo Mama so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 12/04/2012 | How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? | [▲] | [▼] |
| 11/04/2012 | Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and bring back some change! | [▲] | [▼] |
| 10/04/2012 | I want something to chew on not something I can use as a toothpick! | [▲] | [▼] |