This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.
| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 10/05/2010 | You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's. | [▲] | [▼] | Amanda |
| 03/05/2010 | Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove. | [▲] | [▼] | bobbypinz |
| 27/04/2010 | Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature. | [▲] | [▼] | Big Jim |
| 23/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World. | [▲] | [▼] | Joe cox |
| 19/04/2010 | You're so small, you make an ant look big! | [▲] | [▼] | pummpy1 |
| 12/04/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb. | [▲] | [▼] | El Sharko |
| 10/04/2010 | Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please. | [▲] | [▼] | thomas mcsorley |
| 28/03/2010 | You're so short you could parachute off a dime. | [▲] | [▼] | bobbyz |
| 26/03/2010 | Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 26/03/2010 | If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 22/02/2010 | You are so ugly you make onions cry. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 22/02/2010 | Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp! | [▲] | [▼] | Da hamster |
| 16/02/2010 | You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed! | [▲] | [▼] | Robert Cooper |
| 07/02/2010 | I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils? | [▲] | [▼] | some one |
| 19/01/2010 | He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold. | [▲] | [▼] | asup3rn1nja |
| 11/01/2010 | If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself! | [▲] | [▼] | Jesus |
| 09/12/2009 | All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 24/09/2009 | Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 09/09/2009 | Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 09/09/2009 | Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 06/09/2009 | Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 06/09/2009 | Yeah, my house got burned down and my dog died. But I would rather that than have to look at your girlfriend. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 05/09/2009 | I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 05/09/2009 | You're such a slut that there's no hall monitors, there's just slut monitors for you. | [▲] | [▼] | anoynomos |
| 11/07/2009 | If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
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