Funny Insults Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.

Date Insult Rate Author
07/02/2012This is a A and B conversation so C your way out of it before D jump over E and F you up like a G.[][]Daonah
18/01/2012Yo Mama like a brick. She's flat on both sides and man she got laid by Mexicans.[][]daniel wagner
07/01/2012You're so short, when it rains your the last to know![][]Anonymous
13/10/2011Yo Mama's breath so stank when she yawn her teeth duck.[][]Sha'Coria King
24/06/2011Suck it.[][]Your mom
24/04/2011You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe![][]Da
16/03/2011Instead of a high five, I'll give you a low five![][]Meany
05/12/2010People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.[][]Anonymous
05/12/2010You are not as bad as people say - you are worse![][]Anonymous
05/12/2010A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.[][]Anonymous
05/12/2010Yo Mama so short she has to use a foot loop as a floaty![][]mindfreak27.5
05/12/2010Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.[][]Anonymous
10/05/2010You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's.[][]Amanda
03/05/2010Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove.[][]bobbypinz
27/04/2010Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature.[][]Big Jim
23/04/2010Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World.[][]Joe cox
19/04/2010You're so small, you make an ant look big![][]pummpy1
12/04/2010Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb.[][]El Sharko
10/04/2010Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.[][]thomas mcsorley
28/03/2010You're so short you could parachute off a dime.[][]bobbyz
26/03/2010Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name?[][]Anonymous
26/03/2010If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra![][]Anonymous
22/02/2010You are so ugly you make onions cry.[][]Anonymous
22/02/2010Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp![][]Da hamster
16/02/2010You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed![][]Robert Cooper
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