Funny Insults Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.

Date Insult Rate Author
10/05/2010You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's.[][]Amanda
03/05/2010Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove.[][]bobbypinz
27/04/2010Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature.[][]Big Jim
23/04/2010Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World.[][]Joe cox
19/04/2010You're so small, you make an ant look big![][]pummpy1
12/04/2010Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb.[][]El Sharko
10/04/2010Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.[][]thomas mcsorley
28/03/2010You're so short you could parachute off a dime.[][]bobbyz
26/03/2010Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name?[][]Anonymous
26/03/2010If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra![][]Anonymous
22/02/2010You are so ugly you make onions cry.[][]Anonymous
22/02/2010Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp![][]Da hamster
16/02/2010You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed![][]Robert Cooper
07/02/2010I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils?[][]some one
19/01/2010He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold.[][]asup3rn1nja
11/01/2010If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself![][]Jesus
09/12/2009All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.[][]Anonymous
24/09/2009Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it.[][]Anonymous
09/09/2009Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.[][]Anonymous
09/09/2009Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off.[][]Anonymous
06/09/2009Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.[][]Anonymous
06/09/2009Yeah, my house got burned down and my dog died. But I would rather that than have to look at your girlfriend.[][]Anonymous
05/09/2009I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?[][]Anonymous
05/09/2009You're such a slut that there's no hall monitors, there's just slut monitors for you.[][]anoynomos
11/07/2009If you were a swine, you would be what you are now![][]Anonymous
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