Funny Insults Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.

Date Insult Rate Author
11/07/2009Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.[][]Anonymous
08/07/2009Your Mom is so fat that when you roll on your Mom it takes two centuries until the rolling stops.[][]Anonymous
02/07/2009Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.[][]Anonymous
16/06/2009If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart! But I can't right now, so I will have to listen to you![][]Anonymous
11/05/2009Here's 20p.. go buy a friend![][]Anonymous
11/05/2009I thought I smelled bitch...[][]Anonymous
11/05/2009Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.[][]Anonymous
05/05/2009Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face![][]Anonymous
03/05/2009Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.[][]Anonymous
03/05/2009Your Mama's so cheap, when you was a kid she tried charging the Bogeyman rent![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mamma is like a smokehouse: always full of meat![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!"[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Your Mama is so fat, she sweats grease![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go![][]Anonymous
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