This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.
| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 07/02/2010 | I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils? | [▲] | [▼] | some one |
| 19/01/2010 | He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold. | [▲] | [▼] | asup3rn1nja |
| 11/01/2010 | If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself! | [▲] | [▼] | Jesus |
| 09/12/2009 | All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 24/09/2009 | Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 09/09/2009 | Take a vacation; go to Club Dead. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 09/09/2009 | Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 06/09/2009 | Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 06/09/2009 | Yeah, my house got burned down and my dog died. But I would rather that than have to look at your girlfriend. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 05/09/2009 | I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 05/09/2009 | You're such a slut that there's no hall monitors, there's just slut monitors for you. | [▲] | [▼] | anoynomos |
| 11/07/2009 | If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 11/07/2009 | Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 08/07/2009 | Your Mom is so fat that when you roll on your Mom it takes two centuries until the rolling stops. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/07/2009 | Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 16/06/2009 | If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart! But I can't right now, so I will have to listen to you! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 11/05/2009 | Here's 20p.. go buy a friend! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 11/05/2009 | I thought I smelled bitch... | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 11/05/2009 | Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 05/05/2009 | Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 03/05/2009 | Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 03/05/2009 | Your Mama's so cheap, when you was a kid she tried charging the Bogeyman rent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
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