This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.
| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 02/05/2009 | He's as sharp as a beach ball. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | You couldn't pitch a tent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I've gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | You're as useful as dinosaur repellent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | His teeth are brighter than he is. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | What am I? Flypaper for freaks! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
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