Funny Insults Archive

This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.

Date Insult Rate Author
02/05/2009I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mamma is like a smokehouse: always full of meat![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!"[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Your Mama is so fat, she sweats grease![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009He's as sharp as a beach ball.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009You couldn't pitch a tent![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I've gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009You're as useful as dinosaur repellent![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009His teeth are brighter than he is.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.[][]Anonymous
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