This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.
| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 02/05/2009 | I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mamma is like a smokehouse: always full of meat! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!" | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Your Mama is so fat, she sweats grease! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | He's as sharp as a beach ball. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | You couldn't pitch a tent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I've gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | You're as useful as dinosaur repellent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | His teeth are brighter than he is. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
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