Funny Insults Archive

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Date Insult Rate Author
02/05/2009He's as sharp as a beach ball.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009You couldn't pitch a tent![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I've gotten better calls from my ex-girlfriend![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009You're as useful as dinosaur repellent![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009His teeth are brighter than he is.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009What am I? Flypaper for freaks![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time?[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.[][]Anonymous
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