Funny Insults Archive

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Date Insult Rate Author
01/05/2009What am I? Flypaper for freaks![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time?[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Sit down and give your mind a rest.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you - the jackass.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009It's your life - but I wish you'd let us have it.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.[][]Anonymous
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