This is the archive where you can view previously submitted funny insults.
| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 01/05/2009 | What am I? Flypaper for freaks! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | Didn't I dissect you in a biology class one time? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 01/05/2009 | I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Sit down and give your mind a rest. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you - the jackass. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | It's your life - but I wish you'd let us have it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
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