Best Funny Insults

Below are the best funny insults voted by visitors to this website.

No. Insult
1.Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
2.Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes!
3.Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
4.Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!"
5.I was watching 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids', were you in that movie?
6.The biggest no-talent [Buddy Holly] I ever worked with.
7.The stupid person's idea of a clever person [Aldous Huxley].
8.If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
9.We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
10.I hear you are connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs.
11.Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off.
12.Your so short, you use a toothpick for a walking stick!
13.His teeth are brighter than he is.
14.Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you!
15.If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
16.People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
17.Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
18.You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
19.It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
20.Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
21.You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
22.Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number!
23.Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
24.Your so short, you'd tripped on a penny!
25.Your so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo!
26.Your so short, you could commit suicide by jumping off a curb!
27.I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
28.Here's 20p.. go buy a friend!
29.Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.
30.Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
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