Below are the best funny insults voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Insult |
| 1. | You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's. |
| 2. | Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes! |
| 3. | Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them. |
| 4. | Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. |
| 5. | I was watching 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids', were you in that movie? |
| 6. | Your so short, you could commit suicide by jumping off a curb! |
| 7. | Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please. |
| 8. | I hear you are connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs. |
| 9. | Here's 20p.. go buy a friend! |
| 10. | The biggest no-talent [Buddy Holly] I ever worked with. |
| 11. | If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. |
| 12. | Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!" |
| 13. | Your so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo! |
| 14. | Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you! |
| 15. | The stupid person's idea of a clever person [Aldous Huxley]. |
| 16. | We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough. |
| 17. | I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it! |
| 18. | Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb. |
| 19. | Your so short, you use a toothpick for a walking stick! |
| 20. | Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
| 21. | Oh look its like a Penis only in miniature. |
| 22. | Instead of a high five, I'll give you a low five! |
| 23. | People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. |
| 24. | I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet. |
| 25. | Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being. |
| 26. | You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you. |
| 27. | It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up. |
| 28. | You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since. |
| 29. | You are not as bad as people say - you are worse! |
| 30. | Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle. |