Best Funny Insults

Below are the best funny insults voted by visitors to this website.

No. Insult
1.Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
2.Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes!
3.If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
4.I hear you are connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs.
5.Here's 20p.. go buy a friend!
6.Your so short, you could commit suicide by jumping off a curb!
7.Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.
8.You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's.
9.The biggest no-talent [Buddy Holly] I ever worked with.
10.Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!"
11.Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
12.I was watching 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids', were you in that movie?
13.Your so short, you use a toothpick for a walking stick!
14.If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
15.The stupid person's idea of a clever person [Aldous Huxley].
16.We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
17.It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
18.Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
19.I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
20.Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
21.Your penis is so small you need tweezers to go to the bathroom.
22.Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you!
23.Now she's at rest and so am I.
24.You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
25.You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
26.Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number!
27.Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp!
28.If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart! But I can't right now, so I will have to listen to you!
29.If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra!
30.Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb.
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