Comebacks

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Date Insult Rate Author
26/03/2010Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name?[][]Anonymous
11/01/2010If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself![][]Jesus
16/06/2009If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart! But I can't right now, so I will have to listen to you![][]Anonymous
03/05/2009Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009His teeth are brighter than he is.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009What am I? Flypaper for freaks![][]Anonymous
01/05/2009It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.[][]Anonymous
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