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Date Insult Rate Author
10/05/2010You are so stupid you got fired from the M M company for throwing away the W's.[][]Amanda
28/03/2010You're so short you could parachute off a dime.[][]bobbyz
22/02/2010You are so ugly you make onions cry.[][]Anonymous
09/09/2009Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.[][]Anonymous
06/09/2009Yeah, my house got burned down and my dog died. But I would rather that than have to look at your girlfriend.[][]Anonymous
11/05/2009I thought I smelled bitch...[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you - the jackass.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009It's your life - but I wish you'd let us have it.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.[][]Anonymous
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