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Date Insult Rate Author
05/12/2010Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.[][]Anonymous
02/07/2009Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.[][]Anonymous
11/05/2009Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009He's as sharp as a beach ball.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious![][]Anonymous
29/04/2009He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say.[][]Anonymous
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