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| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 02/05/2009 | I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven." | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I hear you are connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | Pay no heed to it. Go right on in. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 29/04/2009 | The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |