Put downs

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Date Insult Rate Author
24/04/2011You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe![][]Da
05/12/2010You are not as bad as people say - you are worse![][]Anonymous
05/12/2010A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.[][]Anonymous
26/03/2010If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra![][]Anonymous
16/02/2010You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed![][]Robert Cooper
07/02/2010I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils?[][]some one
09/12/2009All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.[][]Anonymous
06/09/2009Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.[][]Anonymous
05/09/2009I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?[][]Anonymous
11/07/2009If you were a swine, you would be what you are now![][]Anonymous
11/05/2009Here's 20p.. go buy a friend![][]Anonymous
05/05/2009Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.[][]Anonymous
01/05/2009You're as useful as dinosaur repellent![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Sit down and give your mind a rest.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.[][]Anonymous
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