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| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 07/01/2012 | You're so short, when it rains your the last to know! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 16/03/2011 | Instead of a high five, I'll give you a low five! | [▲] | [▼] | Meany |
| 19/01/2010 | He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold. | [▲] | [▼] | asup3rn1nja |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you can walk under a snake with a top hat on! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | I was watching 'Honey I Shrunk the Kids', were you in that movie? | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you'd tripped on a penny! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, your car is a Micro Machine! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you use a toothpick for a walking stick! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you use a chop stick to poll vault! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you can see your feet in your driver's license photo! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you could commit suicide by jumping off a curb! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 30/04/2009 | Your so short, you could drown in a puddle! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |