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| Date | Insult | Rate | Author | |
| 23/04/2010 | Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World. | [▲] | [▼] | Joe cox |
| 12/04/2010 | Yo Mama is so fat, I threw her on the bed, jumped on top of her and burned my ass on the light bulb. | [▲] | [▼] | El Sharko |
| 10/04/2010 | Yo Mamas so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please. | [▲] | [▼] | thomas mcsorley |
| 24/09/2009 | Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 09/09/2009 | Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 11/07/2009 | Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 08/07/2009 | Your Mom is so fat that when you roll on your Mom it takes two centuries until the rolling stops. | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 03/05/2009 | Your Mama's so cheap, when you was a kid she tried charging the Bogeyman rent! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mamma is like a smokehouse: always full of meat! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!" | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Your Mama is so fat, she sweats grease! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |
| 02/05/2009 | Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! | [▲] | [▼] | Anonymous |