Yo Mama Jokes

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Date Insult Rate Author
24/09/2009Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it.[][]Anonymous
09/09/2009Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off.[][]Anonymous
11/07/2009Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.[][]Anonymous
08/07/2009Your Mom is so fat that when you roll on your Mom it takes two centuries until the rolling stops.[][]Anonymous
03/05/2009Your Mama's so cheap, when you was a kid she tried charging the Bogeyman rent![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mamma is like a smokehouse: always full of meat![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the weighing scales it come up with her mobile number![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach everybody runs away and yells "Free Willy!"[][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Your Mama is so fat, she sweats grease![][]Anonymous
02/05/2009Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go![][]Anonymous
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