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Date Insult Rate Author
30/04/2009The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You add to, not diminish, pain![][]Anonymous
30/04/2009We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.[][]Anonymous
30/04/2009You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009I hear you pick your friends - to pieces![][]Anonymous
29/04/2009I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009Man alive! But I wish you weren't.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.[][]Anonymous
29/04/2009Hey, act your age - senile![][]Anonymous
29/04/2008If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide![][]Anonymous
29/04/2008I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?[][]Anonymous
29/04/2008People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.[][]Anonymous
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