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Date Insult Rate Author
03/05/2012If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M![][]Anonymous
28/04/2012I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.[][]Anonymous
24/04/2012What's the latest dope - besides you?[][]Anonymous
22/04/2012Hey, the 70's just called, they want their clothes back![][]Anonymous
19/04/2012I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.[][]Anonymous
18/04/2012You're starting to sound reasonable, time to up the medication![][]Anonymous
15/04/2012Have you tried thinking yet?[][]Anonymous
11/04/2012Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and bring back some change![][]Anonymous
10/04/2012I want something to chew on not something I can use as a toothpick![][]Anonymous
09/04/2012You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.[][]Anonymous
07/04/2012Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?[][]Anonymous
06/04/2012You know what is funny? Your face![][]Anonymous
05/04/2012You are so dumb you went to the doctors to get your teeth clean![][]Keniyah
04/04/2012If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.[][]Anonymous
31/03/2012It's a shame brain transplants are still quite far away. You could have done with one when you tried to talk to me a minute ago. All I got was a grunt.[][]Anonymous
25/03/2012If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.[][]Anonymous
24/03/2012You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.[][]Anonymous
23/03/2012Your breath's so bad it's making my eyelashes curl![][]Anonymous
17/03/2012Some day you will find yourself - and wish that you hadn't.[][]Anonymous
13/03/2012If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.[][]Anonymous
10/03/2012You grow on people - like a wart![][]Anonymous
24/02/2012You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.[][]Anonymous
22/02/2012Whatever is eating you, must be suffering horribly.[][]Anonymous
20/02/2012Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.[][]Anonymous
24/04/2011You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe![][]Da
05/12/2010You are not as bad as people say - you are worse![][]Anonymous
05/12/2010A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.[][]Anonymous
26/03/2010If sh*t was music, you'd be an orchestra![][]Anonymous
16/02/2010You're such an idiot that you saw a sign on the way to Disney Land saying: "Disney land left" and you screamed![][]Robert Cooper
07/02/2010I like what you did to your hair, how did you get it out of your nostrils?[][]some one
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