Worst Funny Insults

Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.

No. Insult
1.I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
2.I hear you pick your friends - to pieces!
3.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
4.I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
5.The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
6.We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
7.There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
8.Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
9.All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
10.I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
11.Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
12.You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
13.For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
14.Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name?
15.Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face!
16.Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
17.Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off.
18.Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball!
19.I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
20.Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.
21.He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold.
22.If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself!
23.Your so short, you could drown in a puddle!
24.She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
25.He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
26.Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
27.When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
28.No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
29.You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
30.You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
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