Worst Funny Insults

Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.

No. Insult
1.He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
2.I hear you pick your friends - to pieces!
3.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
4.I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
5.The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
6.We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
7.The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
8.There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
9.Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
10.You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
11.All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
12.We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
13.We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
14.We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
15.Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
16.You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
17.All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
18.For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
19.All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
20.Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car!
21.Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp!
22.Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it.
23.If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops!
24.You're as useful as dinosaur repellent!
25.Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball!
26.He's as sharp as a beach ball.
27.If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself!
28.He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold.
29.Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
30.When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
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