Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Insult |
| 1. | He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
| 2. | I hear you pick your friends - to pieces! |
| 3. | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
| 4. | I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! |
| 5. | The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him. |
| 6. | We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. |
| 7. | The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes. |
| 8. | There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
| 9. | Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. |
| 10. | You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway. |
| 11. | All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could. |
| 12. | We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral. |
| 13. | We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings. |
| 14. | We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven." |
| 15. | Your family tree is good, but you are the sap. |
| 16. | You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick. |
| 17. | All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. |
| 18. | For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours. |
| 19. | All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo. |
| 20. | Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car! |
| 21. | Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp! |
| 22. | Your Momma is so ugly, even Ripley's couldn't believe it. |
| 23. | If the ref had one more eye, he'd be cyclops! |
| 24. | You're as useful as dinosaur repellent! |
| 25. | Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball! |
| 26. | He's as sharp as a beach ball. |
| 27. | If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself! |
| 28. | He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold. |
| 29. | Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair. |
| 30. | When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." |