Worst Funny Insults

Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.

No. Insult
1.I hear you pick your friends - to pieces!
2.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
3.I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
4.The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
5.We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
6.All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
7.No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
8.Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
9.All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
10.You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
11.I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
12.In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
13.The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
14.Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
15.You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
16.For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
17.People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
18.Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World.
19.Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp!
20.Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
21.Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball!
22.I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.
23.What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
24.He's as sharp as a beach ball.
25.Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove.
26.You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe!
27.Is he [Billy Idol] just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
28.I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
29.Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone.
30.I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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