Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Insult |
| 1. | I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. |
| 2. | I hear you pick your friends - to pieces! |
| 3. | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
| 4. | I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! |
| 5. | The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him. |
| 6. | We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. |
| 7. | There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. |
| 8. | Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. |
| 9. | All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could. |
| 10. | I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. |
| 11. | Your family tree is good, but you are the sap. |
| 12. | You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick. |
| 13. | For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours. |
| 14. | Whom am I calling 'stupid'? I don't know. What's your name? |
| 15. | Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face! |
| 16. | Yo Mama so dumb, she got run over by a parked car! |
| 17. | Yo Mama's so ugly when she went into a bank they turned cameras off. |
| 18. | Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball! |
| 19. | I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. |
| 20. | Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone. |
| 21. | He's so short whenever there is a rainbow people ask for his pot of gold. |
| 22. | If I wanted to talk to a w*nker I would pull my foreskin over my head and have a word with myself! |
| 23. | Your so short, you could drown in a puddle! |
| 24. | She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. |
| 25. | He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. |
| 26. | Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair. |
| 27. | When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." |
| 28. | No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. |
| 29. | You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway. |
| 30. | You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. |