Below are the the worst funny insults voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Insult |
| 1. | I hear you pick your friends - to pieces! |
| 2. | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. |
| 3. | I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! |
| 4. | The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him. |
| 5. | We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. |
| 6. | All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? |
| 7. | No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. |
| 8. | Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. |
| 9. | All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could. |
| 10. | You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. |
| 11. | I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing. |
| 12. | In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him." |
| 13. | The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. |
| 14. | Your family tree is good, but you are the sap. |
| 15. | You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick. |
| 16. | For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours. |
| 17. | People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. |
| 18. | Yo Mama so fat she has to get baptised in Sea World. |
| 19. | Thou loggerheaded crook-pated moldwarp! |
| 20. | Yo Mama so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! |
| 21. | Hey Ref, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball! |
| 22. | I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging. |
| 23. | What am I? Flypaper for freaks! |
| 24. | He's as sharp as a beach ball. |
| 25. | Hey, did you hear about the guy with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove. |
| 26. | You're so fat, you wear a sock for each toe! |
| 27. | Is he [Billy Idol] just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? |
| 28. | I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. |
| 29. | Yo Mum's so dumb she tripped over a cordless telephone. |
| 30. | I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening. |